March 2012
nuditea:
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum’s OTP never comes true.
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum gets “Sexy and I Know It” stuck in his head and never gets it out.
face-down-asgard-up:
I hope Rick Santorum tries to go to sleep but he can’t because all he can think about is that one embarrassing moment in the 5th grade that no one else remembers
firebolting:
irrationally upset that this is a kid’s shirt.
February 2012
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Hating Santorum - now rebloggable!
stfusexists:
Want to make a drink that really shows how you feel about Rick Santorum? Or maybe a drink to help you forget that he exists? Well Miss O and followers have got you covered!
2 parts 151 rum - to make you “drunk enough to believe women signed the Declaration of Independence“
1 part Kahlua - for brownness
Blend with ice for appropriate frothiness
Banana chunks for extra...
“My record label told me a year ago that only two girls were allowed to come out...”
– Sky Ferreira’s interview with Rookie Mag (via maced)
#the entire interview is really good #but tw: sexual abuse in the article
Really; read it if you can.
(via yologarhythmic)
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Grindylow
fantasticallore:
Origin: British folklore
Type: Water demon
Habitat: At the bottom of lakes
Humanoid in shape, a Grindylow has long arms, brittle fingers, sharp little horns, and small green teeth. They grab children who get too close to the edge of ponds and marshes, devouring them.
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“If anything, women have shown in the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan that they are...”
– Tammy Duckworth (Iraq war vet, Congressional candidate, double amputee, former Black Hawk pilot) is her amazing self in an interview with The American Prospect.)
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tumblr person: i'm a feminist.
female character: hi.
tumblr person: OMFG SHUT UP HOW DARE YOU INTERACT WITH THESE MALE CHARACTERS YOU ARE INTERFERING WITH MY FETISHIZATION OF GAY COUPLES OMG YOU SLUT GO AWAY I HOPE YOU DIE.
ron paul supporter: the government has too many rights, let's give rights back to the states!!!
me: why?
ron paul supporter runs away screaming and crying
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ghetto-astronauts:
if you hate rihanna i hate you
“He [Rick Santorum] is a staunch opponent of abortion, even in the case of rape....”
– John Oliver on Rick Santorum, The Bugle 183 (via sixpencesoulcake)
“Must be nice. Rick Santorum understands the real American dream that if you work...”
– Stephen Colbert (via manda-leigh)
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“I’m not going to settle for a country where a few people do really well, and...”
– President Obama speaking to UAW (via destroythegop)
“It’s a dangerous business, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if...”
– Bilbo Baggins (via jazzyjenn)
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Miss Piggy On Beauty
ribbonsandgeekery:
Gaahd, Miss Piggys interview on beauty for Vogue gave me a smile from ear to ear. I love that sexy body positive pig.
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
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“Be humble for you are made of earth.
Be noble for you are made of stars.”
– Serbian Proverb (via fragilediaries)
Tumblr: America needs to stop being racist and sexist, pay more attention to women and PoC ok
CBS: Hey guys guess what we decided Watson should be played by a Taiwanese, female actress in our version of Sherlock Holmes
Tumblr: NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT HOW DARE YOU I AM BOYCOTTING YOUR SHOW I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS IS THE WORST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED
